"a weekend without internet is like a weekend without all of you."
you may recognize the above quote. i mean, i hope so, because you've just read it. it's from someone i like to call "me" and the "you" in that quote is, well, you.
i don't even want to get into why i didn't have internet. i mean, i spilled it all, but then back-tracked it because it just isn't important.
and dwelling on it would make me murderously irritated all over again.
i do want to say thanks to AvB, who texted me all weekend and kept me from going balls-to-the-wall crazy.
it was a terribly long weekend, what with the no-web-friends, and the busyish-ness at work, and the being-stood-up-for-a-1st-date, and that awful cameron-diaz-the-box movie which was ridiculous.
seriously, without AvB, i would have ended up fully mental. we ended up our weekend affair watching "showgirls" together, yet a million miles apart.
people will say we're in love.
those people are gossip-mongers and must be silenced.
if you want the Whole Story (edited for our convenience), just ask us.
coming up in the next week: my 2-part review of... the Holy Bible!
(see what happens when i have no internet? come for the canaanites, stay for the all-apostles revue!)
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Welcome back! You're lucky you didn't end up with a small contingent of Pajebettes coming to check on you.
ReplyDeleteTell us the Whole Story--preferably unedited.
If I had your number, I would have texted you too! So glad you're back!
ReplyDeleteYes, please tell the whole story...
I was beginning to wonder about your commitment to our hetero-non-sexual tryst.
ReplyDeleteYaaaaaaaay! You're back! Sorry you had a crap weekend and if you're up for it, tell us all the nasty(sad, boring, irritating) details.
ReplyDeleteAnd there's nothing wrong with being in love with AvB...at least this is what I keep telling myself.
You're Welcome. My pleasure, really. As I said, you are A Delight. I still can't believe you read the entire Bible, and I can't wait to read the review! And see the revue! P.S. I finished my paper at 1 am. Ergh.
ReplyDelete(Also, please let's not tell about ...The Incident.)
HA!
P.S. Brite, awwww! *blush*
ReplyDeletepeople will say we're in love.
ReplyDeletethose people are gossip-mongers
This is going on the front page of Litely Salted, you know that right? AVB + GP = L.O.V.E.
omg, TEH INCIDENT!
ReplyDeletespazmo dolphins everywhere heave a sigh of orgasmic release.
really though, when i can't log on, i jones for you guys.
Hmpf. I thought I was your first Pajiba love. Here today, gone tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteOh, Cindy, don't worry... there's plenty of geep to go around, if ya know what I mean.
ReplyDelete(I'm saying he's kind of a hooer.)
Not to get off subject here, but The Box was ridiculous? Really? That bums me out.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm pretty sure I'd die if I didn't have internet. Seriously, I'd go through withdrawal just like any other addicts do. It would not be pretty.
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Well now I want to know about "the incident." As for the Holy Bible. Congrats! I read it twice. If you can get past Genesis you can read the whole thing. Then again, Revelations was by far my favorite chapter. Dude who wrote that one=awesome.
ReplyDeleteI always tried to overlook that about him AvB, but it's different when it's all so public.
ReplyDelete*sniff*
*dons all black, including hankie*
every girl wants to think the gigilo she's with doesn't get around.
ReplyDeletedumb girls.
The whole Bible? You must have been reeeeally bored.
ReplyDeleteYou're going to review the bible for the cannonball read. I bow to your awesomeness, and inwardly cringe, because I'm beginning to suspect the book I'm reviewing next may actually be chick lit.
ReplyDeleteAnd no internet for an entire weekend? That's... I'm sure that's not allowed. Isn't it forbidden by the Geneva convention? Surely there's a clause in there somewhere.
Every girl wants to think her gigolo can spell too.
ReplyDeleteStupid boys.
BETCH, I CANS SPEL!
ReplyDeleteCheater!
ReplyDelete