Monday, November 16, 2009

FB, AvB, HB

i graduated high school in 1990. that year was the first year they had a computer "lab". it was basically 4 or 5 computers we all had to share, and we learned stupid things, like what DOS stood for. it was a fuck-all class we would usually skip and smoke and drink behind the building. with the teacher.

little did i know, computers would blow up. i mean, like soon everyone would be using them. i took no notice, instead reading books, smoking weed, hanging out, watching cartoons, eating cereal, dancing and being so adorable.

until this past week, i still wasn't on facebook, but thankfully anna von b finally got me over there. it was maddening initially. but i get it now.

i've gotten to deepen my relationships with pajibians, reconnect with old friends, start drama with old lovers.
and fall face first in deep smit. yay me!

i know most of you guys have already caught on, but the last 72 hours have totally rekindled my fires. i thought i was already dead. i was using you guys as a way of keeping my brain alive after the fact.

but it looks like my heart is pumping after all.

10 comments:

  1. I feel so...used. *sniff*
    But seriously, glad you've joined the browser generation and are having fun being 'smit' and all.Personally I find Assbook a waste of bandwidth for the most part.

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  2. That AvB! I'm so glad you joined us and I'm so glad I get to witness the fun you're having. I'm enjoying the hell out of it!

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  3. You graduated in 1990?!?

    How much virgin's blood do you have to drink to look so young?

    And we're all happy that you're on FB too!

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  4. Welcome to the age of social networking! Isn't it weird to talk to people you haven't heard from in years?? I just like to play ridiculous games and stalk my kids. =]

    ♥Spot

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  5. It's good you finally got your tush over there; we were all waiting.

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  6. You sly, sexy devil you. You haven't even seen the booty shot yet.

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  7. Aww, you're alive and love us. Wait. You were using us all along? That doesn't sound nearly as lovey.

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  8. Yay! I'm so excited you're on the Crackbook! What took you so long? And you and HB? So frackin' cute...

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  9. What the hell!!??! I thought I was the reason you come over to FB, dammit!!!

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  10. *I'll* pump your heart!

    (*gasp* dirty!)

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