Wednesday, November 11, 2009

cabbage patch

okay, also, there will be No Adoptions.

i'm pushing 40, for pete's sake.

(but you are all very sweet for offering :)
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4 comments:

  1. I refuse to believe you're pushing 40. You can't be, I know I'm shit at guessing ages, but I had you pegged in your early 30's, max. I'd go as high as 33 when you're hungover, but that's my final offer!

    Seriously, do you sleep in formaldehyde or have a couple of virgins out the back with slit throats or something?

    BTW, I loved the Old Testament review, though it made me flash-back to all those years I spent fidgeting in church. And ultimately, I think you don't have always to agree with the writer to appreciate the book.

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  2. ok, the secret to looking young is puppy spit.

    really, as soon as i update my FB (OMG it's even showing itself on my blogger, i hate you guys), i'll have plenty of pix of puppy licks.

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  3. Wow. If you're pushing 40 then we are really close in age. I'm sorry I can't be your mom. How bout BFF?

    And in the interest of our new found friendship, please send me a jar of puppy spit. K? Thanks!

    ♥Spot

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  4. I've always preferred older interests.

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