It's totally a good check, I swear. I'm registered with the FDIC and everything. Send me your money!
P.S. I would totally get gender-reassignment surgery and date you, but you live far away, and I'm lazy. Also, that's expensive, and I'm broke. But hopefully, not for long! Send me your money!
Hello! Ms. AvB sent me here after I was asking about you. Because I get happy when you comment on Pajiba and deign to speak to little ole me. Also, I wouldn't take that check either. She's got the dirty money. --MyySharona
Waitaminnit. Are you sayin' you broke up with somebody by text, or somebody broke up with you by text? I need to know who to yell at in this "You done did WHAT by text?" situation.
P.S. Registered with FDIC my ass. You try to cash that check and you'll end up with nothing to show for it but an FBI surveillance team parked down the street for three months. Trust me.
It's totally a good check, I swear. I'm registered with the FDIC and everything. Send me your money!
ReplyDeleteP.S. I would totally get gender-reassignment surgery and date you, but you live far away, and I'm lazy. Also, that's expensive, and I'm broke. But hopefully, not for long! Send me your money!
haha! Definitely a scam! You better watch out!
ReplyDeleteHello! Ms. AvB sent me here after I was asking about you. Because I get happy when you comment on Pajiba and deign to speak to little ole me.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I wouldn't take that check either. She's got the dirty money.
--MyySharona
Waitaminnit. Are you sayin' you broke up with somebody by text, or somebody broke up with you by text? I need to know who to yell at in this "You done did WHAT by text?" situation.
ReplyDeleteP.S. Registered with FDIC my ass. You try to cash that check and you'll end up with nothing to show for it but an FBI surveillance team parked down the street for three months. Trust me.
Wait, wait, wait...you were dumped by text?! That limey fucker!
ReplyDeleteI would totally cash that check....on dat ass. That doesn't make sense and I don't fucking care.
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