i got snickers and milky ways and reese's cups and the minatures and skittles and almond joys and m&ms (peanut and plain) and starburst and tootsie rolls (both chocolate and vanilla)...i am set!
*switches off porchlight*
those neighborhood kids aren't getting jack!
Yay! Save some of that Reese's goodness for me, Halloween Boy! (I'll be dressed as the old alcoholic who harasses you about lifestyle choices and why you should be a Mormon.)
ReplyDeleteI'll also accept airline sized bottles of liquor or any illicit drugs you might possess (with a preference for Ecstasy).
Trick or Treat!?!?!
ReplyDeleteTell you what gp, I won't egg your house if you hand over all the almond joys right now.
:) Every year, I prepare for a gaggle of kids and every year ... we get 5 (gotta love rural NS).
ReplyDeleteOh well ... we should be stocked for a bit...
Happy candy day, GP.
MMMmmm. Save me the skittles and you won't get TP'ed... I totally want to just hang out in the dark and eat candy now! Need a date?
ReplyDeleteThe tootsie roll is his penis. But I like Spender's suggestion. I'll be by too. I'll be the straight guy dressed as a straight guy but oozing latent homosexuality.
ReplyDeletemmmm little milky ways. You're a man after my own heart, geep. Eff those kids. Candy's bad for them anyway.
ReplyDeleteP.S. I want to MAKE OUT with your FACE.
We didn't have a single trick-or-treater tonight. We didn't buy any candy in preparation... because we're waiting for the after Halloween sales. Half-price candy, fools!
ReplyDeleteGive me your Almond Joys or die!
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